Things I hear where I work:
“I have no money, I am SO broke! I wish we were paid more” – Girl with no kids, 2 cars, a cottage, a house, a boat and just bought a $600 vacuum and $300 puppy.
“I can’t wait until my holidays next week, I just need a break from this place, it’s so dead and I’m tired of doing nothing all day”
“I have to buy my clothes custom so that when my friends and I go to events we don’t wear the same thing, that’s also why I just get rid of them at the end of the season”
“It kind of smells like garbage” – They had left the lid off the garbage
“I never swim, I don’t like being wet” – Guy with wife who also doesn’t swim, no kids, giant house and giant pool.
“Every year we re-paint every room and put in new carpet. All white”
“You shouldn’t drink diet pop, you’ll get cancer” – Girl who sits in sun 4 hours a day and is starting to look like leather.
“Losing weight shouldn’t be so hard, I go for a walk 3 times a week and nothing is happening” – Said with her hand in a bag of cookies.